Here are the answers to e-mail surveys that my friends have sent to me....


What Is On My Mouse Pad: Some Company's logo
What Is Under My Bed: Clothes and Monsters
Future Son's Name: Avery
Future Daughter's Name: Sabryn
Favorite Comic Strip: Garfield
Favorite Color: Orange
Favorite Number: 5,963,000
Thunderstorms - Love 'em or Hate 'em: HATE THEM!
Favorite Sound(s): Ocean hitting shore, Mountain stream and money being deposited into bank account
True Happiness is: God and Family
Most Embarrassing Moment: Time I ripped out the back of my pants and underwear (I got caught on a nail) and ended up mooning half of my high school.
My Heroes: Dad and Mom
Makes Me See Red: Backstabbers and agressive drivers
If I Could Live Anywhere It Would Be:  In the US, probably in East Tennessee near Knoxville but outside the coninental US, it would be St Thomas

A Dream Come True: For My Family and friends to be reunited in Heaven with Mom and Brad and never have to leave them ever again.
Greatest Love: God & my wife, Juli
Marital status: Married (PRAISE GOD - it finally happened!!!)
What was the last thing you said? will that be paper or plastic?
What is right next to you? my phone
What is you computer desk made of? wood
What was the last thing you ate? granola bar
If you were a crayon what color would you be? neon green
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: My wife, duh!

Do you have a lava lamp? yes, but it is in storage now-it does not match my new digs
How many buddies do you have on your buddy list?
several, but can one ever really have too many buddies?
How's the weather right now? booger freezing cold
What did you have for breakfast? slim fast & a granola bar
Last person you talked to on the phone? my mother-in-law, Sue

Who do you admire the most? my parents
How are you today? I am feeling spank-a-licious!

How do you eat an oreo? I don't eat oreos anymore - 2 years clean

Favorite m&m? i like the peanut butter kind-but i don't eat them anymore either
What makes you happy? Women
Nicknames? Bear & Big Mac (don't ask!)
Hair color? brown
Eye color? Hazel
Height? about 6 foot

Weight: a nice, sexy 225 pounds
Do you wear contacts? no
Siblings? Scott, Teresa, Mike, Brad, Britney & Ashley
What do you do? sleep, school, work, cook & model professionally
whats your dream car? silver or black Nissan Titan 4WD king cab - that just screams testosterone machine!!!

Have you ever won any special awards? yep
What do you want to be when you grow up? a businessman, married to my soulmate with 3 or 4 children
What are your future goals? to end world hunger, bring peace to every nation & to find a cure for dandruff
Fave food? italian
Fave movies? Pirates of the Caribbean & Secret Window (Johnny Depp rules!)
Favorite cologne? Ralph Lauren's Polo
Do you like to dance? yeah
Fast or slow? both - slow to hold em tight and fast to shake my goove thing
Are you too shy to ask someone out? I don't ask people out anymore-doubt my wife would like that....

If you could change your name what would it be? Zooloo, King of the Dwarf People...actually i like my name but if i had to change it i would change it to Grant Alexander

Have you ever been in love? yes-currently deeply in love
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? passed up the chance to marry Reba McEntire when she proposed
What will be you first son's name? James Avery
What will your first daughters name be? Something involving Rae (Brad's middle name)

Favorite drink? iced tea and martini's, shaken not stirred  :)
Do you like scary or happy movies? happy
On the phone or in person? in person...i don't mind the phone but in person is my favorite
Love or lust? how about lusty love
Kisses or hugs? a little bit of both
If you could change one thing about yourself? i would not worry so much...that and i would have thighs that would crack walnuts and a butt so firm you could bounce a quarter off of it
Favorite cereal? raisin bran
Do you have a girlfriend? no, my wife would frown on that
If so, do you love them? i did love my girlfriend Juli who then became my wife.

Do you want to stay with her for a long time? no, i want lots of one night stands and broken relationships...of course i wanna stay with her....what kind of question is that?

Do you think you will stay together? Uh, yes
If you don't have a girlfriend, do you have a crush? I don't look at any other women since I found the most beautiful girl in the world (my wife, Juli)

Are you happy? yes, happier than I have ever been!
Do you miss anyone? mom & brad
My Epitaph: I Came, I Saw, I Tangoed!

What do you think your last words will be: See, I told you I was sick!!